Interviewer: Any favorites among the Oscar nominees?

Joe Biden: Yeah, a-a-as a matter of fact, we do. Um, and uh, um, I, I think the uh, one of the odds-on favorites, Jill didn’t go with me, but is, um, is, uh, this uh, this, this, this new program that I looked at it and wished I were seeing it in 3-D. And you sit there and you watch this science fiction thing unfold in front of you. I think…

Interviewer: Avatar?

Joe Biden: Avatar.

“And what do you do?”
- Queen Elizabeth II, to British guitar greats, Eric Clapton, Jeff Beck, and Brian May.

“Are you a guitarist, too?”
- Queen Elizabeth II, to Led Zeppelin’s Jimmy Page.

“Have you been playing a long time?”
- Queen Elizabeth II, to rock legend Eric Clapton.

All took place at a  reception for British music industry at Buckingham Palace, March 2005.

“I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.”

- Alicia Silverstone

Retard.

“I felt like my vote was the vote that put [Obama] into office. It was down to one vote, and that was going to be my vote. And that may not be true, but that’s how much power it felt like I had.”

- Sean “P. Diddy” Combs

“Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.”

-Ivana Trump

The means by which Randy Moss pays his bills.

Reporter: “Write the check yet, Randy?”

Moss: “When you’re rich, you don’t write checks.”

Reporter: “If you don’t write checks, how do you pay these guys?”

Moss: “Straight cash, homey.”

“I have opinions of my own—strong opinions—but I don’t always agree with them.”

- George H. W. Bush

“My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I’m just ferocious! I want your heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!”

- Mike Tyson (referring to Lennox Lewis)

NOTE: Lennox Lewis had no children at the time of this interview.

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