The Patriot Micro Chip is intended to be implanted in terrorists. The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead. When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak directly with Allah.
With the summer festival season over it may be a while before you get to binge on three straight days of music (and other things); however, there is light at the end of the tunnel. Some of the largest names in the electronic and jam circuits have begun to announce their series of New Years Eve concert extravaganzas.
Vince McMahon, the chairman and chief executive of World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) proposed a $10 million deal with rapper Kanye West to make an appearance at 3 WWE events.
“I don’t do drugs, though. Just weed.”
– Thurgood Jenkins (Half Baked)
“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.”
– Stephen Wright