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By The Count on Mar 10, 2010
Article 62: In the event that two Bros lock on to the same target . . .
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By The Count on Mar 08, 2010
Article 61: If a Bro, for whatever reason, becomes aware of another Bro’s anniversary with a chick . . .
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By The Count on Mar 05, 2010
Article 60: A Bro shall honor thy father and mother, for they were once Bro and chick.
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By The Count on Mar 03, 2010
Article 59: A Bro must always post bail for another Bro, unless . . .
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By The Count on Mar 01, 2010
Article 58: A Bro doesn’t grow a mustache.
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By The Count on Feb 26, 2010
Article 57: A Bro never reveals the score of a sporting event to another Bro unless . . .
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By The Count on Feb 24, 2010
Article 56: A Bro is required to alert another Bro if the Bro/Chick Ratio at a party falls below 1:1.
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By The Count on Feb 22, 2010
Article 55: Even in an emergency that requires a tourniquet . . .
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By The Count on Feb 19, 2010
Article 54: A Bro is required to go out with his Bros on St. Patty’s Day and other official Bro holidays, including Halloween, New Year’s Eve, and Desperation Day (Feb. 13).
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By The Count on Feb 17, 2010
Article 53: Even in a drought . . .
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By The Count on Feb 15, 2010
Article 52: A Bro is not required to remember another Bro’s birthday
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By The Count on Feb 12, 2010
Article 51: A Bro checks out another Bro’s blind date and reports back with a thumbs-up or thumbs-down.
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By The Count on Feb 10, 2010
Article 50: If a Bro should accidentally strike another Bro’s undercarriage with his arm while walking . . .
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By The Count on Feb 08, 2010
Article 49: When asked, “Do you need some help?” a Bro shall automatically respond . . .
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By The Count on Feb 05, 2010
Article 48: A Bro never publicly reveals how many chicks he’s banged.
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By The Count on Feb 03, 2010
Article 47: A Bro never wears pink.
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By The Count on Feb 01, 2010
Article 46: If a Bro is seated next to some dude who’s stuck in the middle seat on an airplane . . .
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By The Count on Jan 29, 2010
Article 45: A Bro never wars jeans to a strip club.
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By The Count on Jan 27, 2010
Article 44: A Bro never applies sunscreen to another Bro.
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By The Count on Jan 25, 2010
Article 43: A Bro loves his country . . .
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By The Count on Jan 22, 2010
Article 42: Upon greeting another Bro…
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By The Count on Jan 20, 2010
Article 41: A Bro never cries.
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By The Count on Jan 18, 2010
Article 40: Should a Bro become stricken with engagement . . .
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