By The Count on Feb 27, 2010
I’d like to take a moment to review the several ways in which Carlos Mencia is a douche bag.
Posted in Let's Take A Moment | Tagged Ari Shaffir, Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Carlos Mencia, Dave Chappelle, Douche Bag, George Lopez, Joe Rogan, Kanye West, Let's Take A Moment, Ned Holness, Ryan Seacrest, The Comedy Sore | View full post...
By Dr. Propaganda on Feb 15, 2010
8:00 AM
Brianna Frost, Beyonce and Emmanuelle Chriqui (Sloan in Entourage) wake the Dr. insisting he judge a “Who’s Hornier?” contest.
Posted in Humor | Tagged 30 Rock, A Day In The Life, Alec Baldwin, Arrested Development, Barack Obama, Beyonce Knowles, Bill Brasky, Blue Oyster Cult, Bono, Brianna Frost, Christopher Walken, Dr. Propaganda, Emeril Lagasse, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Hillary Clinton, Hot Like Sauce, IMDB, Jackass, James Cameron, Jay-Z, Jeffrey Tambor, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Joe Eszterhas, Kimbo Slice, Larry The Cable Guy, Lil Wayne, Madison Square Garden, Martha Stewart, Michael Madsen, Michael Phelps, Nancy Grace, Notorious B.I.G., Olympics, Oprah Winfrey, Oscars, Paris Hilton, Quentin Tarantino, R. Kelly, Rahm Emanuel, Ready to Die, Seth Rogan, Taco Bell, The Pilot, The Ruckus Crew, Tom Cruise, Will Arnett, Will Ferrell | View full post...
By The Count on Feb 14, 2010
8:00 AM
The Count wakes up to his personal DJ playing The Black Crowe’s “My Morning Song”. Recalls the awesomeness of last night, chuckles.
Posted in Humor | Tagged A Day In The Life, Alex Trebek, Ari Gold, Ashton Kutcher, Autumn Reeser, Barney Stinson, Bono, Conan O'Brien, Cumulonimbus Frisbee, Daft Punk, David Gilmour, Demi Moore, Diane Kruger, DJ, Don Draper, Dr. Propaganda, Eddie Vedder, Elisha Cuthbert, Eric Clapton, Hipster, Hot Like Sauce, Jack Johnson, Jack White, January Jones, Jason Bonham, jeff zucker, Jeopardy!, Jeremy Piven, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Jimmy Page, John Mayer, John Paul Jones, Lady Gaga, LCD Soundsystem, Led Zeppelin, Lil Wayne, Mickey Avalon, Mila Kunis, nbc, Parliament, Robert Plant, Roger Waters, Taylor Swift, Tech N9ne, The Black Crowes, The Count, The Raconteurs, The Watcher, The White Stripes, War, Warren Haynes, Who's Hotter, Zooey Deschanel, ZZ Top | View full post...
By The Watcher on Feb 14, 2010
7:00 AM
Alarm goes off. Realize this is actually Scarlett Johansson’s alarm on the other side of the bed, go back to sleep while she cooks breakfast.
Posted in Humor | Tagged A Day In The Life, Augusta National Golf Club, Charles Barkley, Dos Equis, Heather Graham, Hot Like Sauce, Jack White, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Jessica Simpson, Lil Wayne, Morgan Freeman, New York Giants, Sameul L. Jackson, Scarlett Johansson, Scrubs, Sports Center, The Count, The Pilot, The Watcher, Tiger Wood | View full post...
By The Watcher on Feb 05, 2010
Reporter: “If you don’t write checks, how do you pay these guys?”
Posted in Great Quotes From History, Sports | Tagged Gangsta, Great Quotes From History, Randy Moss | View full post...
By Dr. Propaganda on Feb 04, 2010
Rebirth by Lil Wayne is hands down, no doubt, the worst album of any genre I’ve ever listened to.
Posted in Album Review, Music, Ramblings | Tagged Album Review, Lil Wayne, Rambling, Rebirth | View full post...
By The Count on Jan 31, 2010
“I am in a condition to get a tattoo and I would like one please,
thank you very much!”
Posted in Film & TV, Humor | Tagged Bowser, Comedy Sketch, Funny Picture, Tattoo, The Whitest Kids U'Know, Video Clip | View full post...
By The Count on Jan 29, 2010
Jeff Zucker even managed to piss of Hitler with his recent late night scheduling fiasco at NBC.
Posted in Film & TV, Humor | Tagged Conan O'Brien, Hitler, jay leno, jeff zucker, Nazi, nbc, the tonight show, Video Clip | View full post...
By The Count on Jan 29, 2010
“Ehhh, I was going to be working on my secret project.” -Bret
“Your helmet that looks like your hair?” -Jermaine
“Yes.” -Bret
Posted in Film & TV, Humor, Photos | Tagged Flight of the Conchords, Hair Helmet, HBO | View full post...
By Dr. Propaganda on Jan 27, 2010
Oprah Winfrey is the most powerful woman in the world, and I hate her. Now what kind of Scrooge could hate this pleasant, amiable multi-billionaire? I realize I am in the minority, yet I may be able to sway the minds of Hot Like Sauce readers.
Posted in Film & TV, Humor | Tagged List, Oprah Winfrey | View full post...
By The Count on Jan 24, 2010
After winning the vacant Senate seat left by Democrat Ted Kennedy, Republican Scott Brown deemed it necessary to pimp out his daughters during his acceptance speech.
Posted in Politics, What They Should Have Said | Tagged Democrat, Election, Politics, Republican, Scott Brown, Senator, Speech, Ted Kennedy, Video Clip, What They Should Have Said | View full post...
By The Watcher on Jan 20, 2010
And thus, the pattern of illegitimate victors continued throughout the evening, culminating in James Cameron’s over-priced, sci-fi, fuck fest on wheels “Avatar” taking down the prestigious award for “Best Picture – Drama.”
Posted in Film & TV, What They Should Have Said | Tagged Avatar, Award Show, Golden Globes, James Cameron, Movie, What They Should Have Said | View full post...
By The Count on Jan 16, 2010
[Insert witty caption here.]
Posted in Humor, Photos | Tagged Caption Contest, Funny Picture | View full post...
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