The Watcher

The Watcher is a world renowned wordsmith often credited with inventing such game-changing phrases as: "The greatest thing since sliced bread," "No, your other left," and "Like fishing with dynamite." He lives in a cabin in an undisclosed location (a phrase he invented to describe where he lives). Rumor has it that every good idea in history can be traced back to the Watcher or one of his many disciples.