Follow Him: @ixSEANxi
Listed Name: Sean Gabay
Bio: “Some have said, A smooth, pimped out player from the streets who still knows how to get his.”
Tweeting Since: Sep 23, 2009
Rundown: Sean Gabay is from Chicago where he spends his time being a funny dude. He writes for RottenTomatoes, but also brings the funny to Twitter. He has immense comedic talent and a seemingly non-existent fuse, ranting about anything that dares to step in his path. While he spends a lot of his time creating critical humor, it is nowhere near his only genre. Using his limitless comedic range, he will certainly make you laugh daily. Sean is a must follow.
The man sitting next to me in Starbucks is watching porn on his laptop. Just to make it equally awkward I started masturbating to it.
— Sean Gabay (@ixSEANxi) October 12, 2010
What made John Mayer quit twitter, and can we use it to get him to quit music?
— Sean Gabay (@ixSEANxi) September 14, 2010
I won't be impressed with science until I can download a waffle.
— Sean Gabay (@ixSEANxi) April 15, 2011