Follow Him: @sweet_toof
Listed Name: Jeff
Bio: “Two things I overuse: the colon and the ellipsis…”
Tweeting Since: Dec 20, 2010
Rundown: On all of Twitter, there may not be a more under-followed person than Jeff, aka @sweet_toof. Anyone who uses Twitter for humor will relate to his comedic sensibility. Basically, he’s always doing 1 of 2 things: 1) saying something you’ve always thought, but saying it better than you’ve ever been able to; or 2) saying something staggeringly brilliant and hilarious that no one else has or could ever think of. It’s for these reasons that we forgive his overuse of colons and ellipsis, and why we know you will too. If anyone is a must follow, it’s him.
Before Twitter, if I read something hysterically funny I would laugh. Now I just click the star button without changing my facial expression
— Jeffrey Brian (@sweet_toof) February 22, 2011
I'm in Wyoming today. I just saw their black person.
— Jeffrey Brian (@sweet_toof) February 3, 2011
If facebook had a Dislike Button, I would never leave my house.
— Jeffrey Brian (@sweet_toof) March 21, 2011