Follow Him: @YUCKYBOT
Listed Name: The False Prophet
Bio: “McGriddle Enthusiast, Once Was Forced To Sit Through ‘CATS’ With Poopy Underwear. RESPECT THIS PINK TOWEL! *BEEP BOOP*”
Tweeting Since: Aug 29, 2008
Rundown: His listed name is “The False Prophet,” but his Twitter prophecies are very legitimate. You probably already follow YUCKYBOT, but we would be contradicting ourselves if we didn’t include him in our spotlight section. He’s everything we praise; funny, insightful, clever, and most of all, human. In addition to providing gut wrenching laughs and thought provoking quips tweet after tweet, he’s one of the most proactive tweeters when it comes to using his popularity to help unknown talents get footing. If Twitter was a sport, we would call him a “5-tool player” because he truly does it all, and better than most. He is a must follow.
Ladies, if your Facebook status is "It's Complicated" it's really not. It's simple, you have a shitty boyfriend, and you're co-dependent.
— Craig S. (@YUCKYBOT) April 24, 2010
I always begin to think I'm becoming a man. Then I walk into a spider web…
— Craig S. (@YUCKYBOT) March 30, 2010
Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle and see "MAY CAUSE AWESOME CHOREOGRAPHY!"
— Craig S. (@YUCKYBOT) March 16, 2011