Follow Her: @JillMorris

Listed Name: Jill Morris

Bio: “Contribute 4 The Onion. Co-author of Please Fire Me (Pre-order http://amzn.to/i2G6hj). Sketch @ UCB. Standup n NY. WitStream http://bit.ly/hO9MwX”

Tweeting Since: Apr 26, 2009

Rundown: Once you start following her, it’s no wonder that Jill Morris contributes to The Onion as well as WitStream. She only recently began tweeting jokes, and we’re lucky that she did. One of the funniest people you’ll find on Twitter, she makes us laugh on a daily basis. You should get in on it, start following her immediately. WARNING: morale may improve.

Example Tweets:

“My new store Forever 24 sells clothes for women who are temping, still partying on Saturdays, and looking into health insurance.”

“Inside all of us, there lies the capacity to dip everything in ranch.”

“Dreamed I won the Nobel Prize for inventing a glory hole for women.”