Follow Him: @jasonmustian
Listed Name: Jason Mustian
Bio: “Hello! Do you like some things, yet dislike other things? HI!”
Tweeting Since: Jan 15, 2010
Rundown: All ready well followed and with good reason, Jason Mustian is one of the funniest people on Twitter. His jokes never cease to be hilarious and are always original. Not only does he deserve your follow, you deserve his jokes.
In fairness, we've been building 'ground zeros' near Iraqi mosques since March 2003.
— Jason Mustian (@jasonmustian) August 16, 2010
“My wife wants me to get rid of everything my old girlfriends gave me. HA! Honey, that’s not how herpes works.'”
Oh, dude at the pharmacy. Your box of condoms says you're into safe-sex, but your 'Tap-Out' t-shirt says you don't care if it's consensual.
— Jason Mustian (@jasonmustian) January 2, 2011