Samuel L. Jackson affects both of today’s ramblings…and the way I live my life.

- I feel like I won’t live a completely fulfilled life if I can’t grow Samuel L. Jackson’s facial hair in Pulp Fiction. Then again, he probably wouldn’t allow it.
Everyone stop worrying about the world ending in 2012, cause I’ve got the facts.
December 21st, 2012- The Mayan calendar end-date.
- Samuel Jackson’s birthday.
If given his powers, would you allow the world to end on such a joyous day? I think not, plain and simple.
Side note: If given the opportunity, dupe as many hot dumb chicks as you can into thinking the world really is ending. Cash in on the “last day of sex” you have, then console said dumb hot chick(s) when the world doesn’t end with “new era” sex. (P.S. Giddy what up!)


