Dr. Propaganda’s Ramblings: Samuel L. Jackson

Samuel L. Jackson affects both of today’s ramblings…and the way I live my life.

  • I feel like I won’t live a completely fulfilled life if I can’t grow Samuel L. Jackson’s facial hair in Pulp Fiction. Then again, he probably wouldn’t allow it.
  • Everyone stop worrying about the world ending in 2012, cause I’ve got the facts.
    December 21st, 2012

    • The Mayan calendar end-date.
    • Samuel Jackson’s birthday.

    If given his powers, would you allow the world to end on such a joyous day? I think not, plain and simple.

Side note: If given the opportunity, dupe as many hot dumb chicks as you can into thinking the world really is ending. Cash in on the “last day of sex” you have, then console said dumb hot chick(s) when the world doesn’t end with “new era” sex. (P.S. Giddy what up!)

This well-built, quick-witted super human has no choice but to hide behind the pseudonym Dr. Propaganda. His international importance and influence on foreign affairs would not allow his true identity to be revealed. Only his words can depict his true personality, which are awesome. The Dos Equis "Most Interesting Man in The World" is based on his exploits.