Article 61: If a Bro, for whatever reason, becomes aware of another Bro’s anniversary with a chick, he shall endeavor to make that information available to his Bro, regardless of whether he thinks his Bro already knows.
Chicks seem to think annual events other than Mardi Gras, the NFL Draft, and the day the swimsuit edition comes out are worthy of celebration. I don’t know why, either, but I do know if you become involved with a woman for more than the occasional toss in the hay (which is expressly not advised), you’ll need to be able to recall certain days of the year with relative accuracy.
| Occasion | When She Reminds You . . . |
| Her Birthday | Three weeks before by pointing at jewelry. |
| Anniversary of First Date | Happily, the day of. |
| Marriage Anniversary | Angrily, the next day. |
| Children’s Birthdays | At your divorce trial. |
| Grey’s Anatomy Season Premiere | In the middle of a playoff game. |
