A fat wanna be racist that tried to ride Chapelle’s vacated time slot with stupid punchlines and inane sketches.Person #1: Man, look at that retarded son of a bitch over there trying desperately to be funny.
Person #2: Yeah, what a Carlos Mencia.Urban Dictionary – Sept 13, 2005
I’d like to take a moment to review the several ways in which Carlos Mencia is a douche bag.
- First and foremost is the fact that while he bases his entire act and on being Mexican, he is half-German half-Honduran. Oh, and his real name? NED HOLNESS. This jackass not only changed his name but assumed a whole new nationality in order to exploit being “a beaner” and spice up lame punch lines with an accent. Nice job tool.
- Second of all, he’s just flat out not funny. Employing a catch phrase automatically classifies him amongst the douche bag ranks of shitty celebrities like Ryan Seacrest and the members of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Congratualtions Ned, you can tell the same type of joke over and over with the same shitty ass punch line, “De De De”.
- The most prolific douche bag quality, he steals jokes. Having been accused of stealing numerous jokes, South Park went as far as having him killed by fellow douche bag Kanye West; however, only after his admission of guilt.
I took credit for it because I’m not actually funny!…. I just take jokes and repackage them with a Mexican accent!
Many fellow comedians have also publicly accused him of stealing material such as Ari Shaffir, George Lopez, and most notoriously, Joe Rogan. The following is a video of when Rogan confronted him while he was performing on stage at The Comedy Store. Pretty damn incriminating if you ask me.
- And finally, after being repeatedly called out and even physically attacked by George Lopez over stealing material this dick-lock still tries to maintain his innocence. For the love of god man, even McGuire has owned up to his bullshit. And I mean come on, it’s not like you have some show or reputation to protect, you’re just a lowly douche bag.
