Article 48: A Bro never publicly reveals how many chicks he’s banged.
Corollary: A Bro also never reveals how many chicks another Bro has banged. See Article 14.
When a chick meets a Bro, there are three things she wants to know:
- How much money does he make?
- Is he shorter than her?
- How many chicks has he banged?
Eventually, she will figure out the first two, but a Bro never answers the third question. If, however, a Bro feels compelled to answer (i.e., sex is being withheld until he supplies a tally), he can calculate an acceptable number using the following formula:
How Many Chicks Is It Safe For A Bro To Say He’s Banged?
n = (a / 10 +s)0 + 5
n = number of chicks
a = Bro’s age
s = inquiring chick’s slut factor (1 = nun, 10 = former nun)
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