Oprah Winfrey is the most powerful woman in the world, and I hate her. Now what kind of Scrooge could hate this pleasant, amiable multi-billionaire? I realize I am in the minority, yet I may be able to sway the minds of Hot Like Sauce readers.
- “Happiness” to her involves a large budget
If women follow her advice on fashion, healthy eating and her “Favorite Thing’s” ploy then they will be bankrupt faster than their “O” magazine subscription can be cancelled. She urges women everywhere to pursue their wildest dreams as long as they document their thoughts in an “O” notebook! Who wouldn’t want a bracelet made by glass beads from women in Rwanda? Well come to think of it, I’d rather spend the $190.00 to send Lindsay Lohan to rehab, (better investment). - Her show is a sophisticated version of Jerry Springer
Tell me I’m wrong. Her guests span from drug-addicted Backstreet Boys, to the pregnant man all the way to the woman with her face ripped off via chimpanzee. The only difference is that her show gets the A-list freaks. - She fat-shames
With a flummoxing weight average anywhere from 150 lbs. to “light” 200′s, Oprah declares that whatever skin you’re in, you should be comfortable. But when she breaks the 2-bill mark her feelings of “embarrassment” and “discomfort” are verbally expressed on her televised cult. So Oprah, either be a soft-spoken whale or an advocate of exercise, your public image can’t deal with these contradictions. - Her alleged infallibility
I understand some celebrity followers, weaker people who need someone to latch onto and “Idolize”, but your first choice is Oprah? Her admirers quote her as an expert, scramble to buy every product she endorses and watch her religiously. She’s a wealthy philanthropist who spoils her television audience with gifts, far from a prophet. - She popularized the word ‘Vajayjay’
Oprah’s term ‘vajayjay’ has been used so much that it has been made a word conscious to the public and even acceptable by some e-dictionaries. Her term implies that there is something silly, dirty or inappropriate about the word “vagina”. Any respectable person who has passed high school sex-ed can use the word “vagina” without snickering or even breaking sentence stride. Oprah, grow the fuck up.
F.Y.I.
The reason Oprah consistently gains 20-pounds and is excused by her congregation of followers is her diagnosed thyroid disorder. Fact: thyroid disorders are OFTEN misdiagnosed in place of depression, aging, fatigue or forgetfulness. Ergo, Oprah is depressed because of her age and “forgot” that she spent that long weekend in bed eating Ben & Jerry’s and watching Boondocks re-runs. Her excuse? Fatigue.
