ANYTHING BUT THIS.
Starts off pretty cliche, thanks his wife, thanks his two daughters, everything is real smooth. Scott Brown is thinking, “I’m the fucking man, I got this,” as his ego swells larger than Kanye’s. And then… Boom goes the dynamite. He offers up — to the entire nation — his two daughters. For a moment he attempts to recover ensuring he was only kidding, only to have his now Bono-sized ego regain control as he explains only the older one is available. Way to recover Senator. Nice save.
Maybe you should stick to Cosmo centerfolds. NOT.
