Steele

Who is Steele?  He is supposed to be Turkish.  Some say his father is German.  Nobody believes he is real.  Nobody has ever seen him, or known anybody that has ever worked directly for him; but when you hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could work for Steele.  You never know.  That is his power. The greatest trick the devil has ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.  And like that, poof.  He’s gone.

10 responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. The Patient

    God I am so damn Horny…Here, let’s see if I can deepthroat that balloon!

  2. the uninformed informer

    i’ll never be skinny…. see even my tongue is fat

  3. Crime Dawg

    “Wanna bet 10 bucks that I can fit this thunderstick down my throat?”

  4. Blue Steel

    Wanna see my Oh-Face?

  5. Lorenzo Von Matterhorn
  6. The Watcher

    Then he was like “say ahh” and I was all like…

  7. modern_messiah

    The Queef. Yes a large amount of air just passed through your roast beef vagina. Side effect: Shock.

  8. Geoff Wick

    Casper face-fucks another innocent victim.

  9. Dr. Propaganda

    Someone just Thunder-Stuck my asshole!

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