Did you know… that when a heterosexual man stares at a pair of real-life breasts his life expectancy can be raised? Yeah, I didn’t fuckin’ believe it either. According to Hot Like Sauce’s Medical Research Team, a man can raise his life time-line by a span of 5-10 minutes for every pair of sweater puppets he witnesses. Every time this phenomenon happens the man releases endorphins that make quality of life tolerable if only for a short amount of time. So…prude women everywhere reconsider how important your feeders are, they could potentially save lives one day. This information also is a considerable breakthrough for the cancer community, maybe you should re-new your membership for Brazzers.com. Just sayin’.
Dr. Propaganda’s Ramblings: Breasts
Dr. Propaganda
This well-built, quick-witted super human has no choice but to hide behind the pseudonym Dr. Propaganda. His international importance and influence on foreign affairs would not allow his true identity to be revealed. Only his words can depict his true personality, which are awesome. The Dos Equis “Most Interesting Man in The World” is based on his exploits.
