Did you know… that when a heterosexual man stares at a pair of real-life breasts his life expectancy can be raised? Yeah, I didn’t fuckin’ believe it either. According to Hot Like Sauce’s Medical Research Team, a man can raise his life time-line by a span of 5-10 minutes for every pair of sweater puppets he witnesses. Every time this phenomenon happens the man releases endorphins that make quality of life tolerable if only for a short amount of time. So…prude women everywhere reconsider how important your feeders are, they could potentially save lives one day. This information also is a considerable breakthrough for the cancer community, maybe you should re-new your membership for Brazzers.com. Just sayin’.
Dr. Propaganda’s Ramblings: Breasts
