By Mad Mike | 01.05.10 Posted in: Humor
Situated in a bunker 40 floors below sea-level, the secretive Mad Mike scours the internet day and night in search of truth and meaning to life's many mysteries. His hobbies include directing DVDA adult movies, indoor plant cultivation, base jumping, researching the events of 9/11, cartography, and rescuing stray cats (although a dope trailer is no place for a kitty!). Mad Mike has long since disappeared off the grid according to our sources at the CIA. Some expect him to resurface somewhere near Stockholm, Sweden around November 3, 2017 for the celebration of Dolph Lundgren's 60th birthday.
