If you have ever seen Planet Earth in high definition then you pretty much have seen James Cameron’s “masterpiece” Avatar. With a budget scraping the surface of $500 million, you’ll see it put to good use by making mountains float, flowers recede when touched, and blue people killing each other atop flying dragons. THAT’S…ABOUT…IT. Beside the visually stunning CGI there really isn’t a movie in there at all. Nothing but another shitty romance with a twist. The acting is on-par at best, you think that enormous budget would point to the contrary; but, this film has something in common with the chick-flick surfer drama Blue Crush, and that is Michelle Rodriguez. Please stop thinking she’s still the badass girl in every movie, I mean, she’s still a woman. All in all if you’re willing to pay $13.50 to see this shit in 3D like I did and contribute to Cameron’s expanding wealth, you deserve to be dragged to Pandora and eaten alive by the native blue-fuck smurf people.