The Princess and The Frog is currently #1 at the Box Office. It’s a movie about a princess who kisses a frog and inadvertently becomes a frog herself, an extremely original idea I know, the old switcheroo. I don’t see who else they could’ve picked to do the soundtrack other than cerebral palsy victim Randy Newman. I swear to God, Disney Pictures could successfully market cocaine to our youth if they just had Princess Tiana blowing a line off the Prince’s dick.

