Article 6: A Bro shall not lollygag if he must get naked in front of other Bros in a gym locker room.
Corollary: If a Bro gets naked in the locker room, all other Bros shall pretend that nothing out of the ordinary is happening while, at the same time, immediately averting their eyes. When in doubt, remember the old adage: “If a towel drops to the floor, so should your eyes.”
Who is Steele? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father is German. Nobody believes he is real. Nobody has ever seen him, or known anybody that has ever worked directly for him; but when you hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could work for Steele. You never know. That is his power. The greatest trick the devil has ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. And like that, poof. He’s gone.
