HOVA Please Don’t Hand Over The Throne

jay_z1After eleven #1 albums, five films based on his exploits, a clothing line and a chain of hotels do you think Lil’ Wayne deserves to be the heir to the hip-hop throne created by Jay-Z? I don’t. In fact, I don’t think Lil’ Wayne has the right to be Jay’s court jester and feed him grapes while scrubbing his balls.  But apparently, Jay-Z thinks Wayne has potential.

“Wayne’s scorching, I’ll applaud him.
If he keep going, pass the torch to him.”

- Jay-Z
“A Star Is Born”

Jay! Please don’t tell me your going senile in your old age, because I know you’re not. I could think of so many more MC’s that deserve the throne over Lil’ Wayne; Eminem, Nas, The Game (It’s not about East V. West coast, only talent), shit I would even give it to Kanye West before Weezy could be claimed as a hip-hop king.

“And next time you mention Pac, Biggie or Jay-Z,
Don’t forget Weezy baby!”

- Lil’ Wayne
“Mr. Carter”ComingofAge

Someone
doesn’t
belong.
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Can anyone honestly create a counterargument to why no one should ever associate Lil’ Wayne with Tupac Shakur, Notorious B.I.G. or Jay-Z? That little “Young Money” piece of shit has never given the rap community CONSISTANT, focused albums. I feel like all he does in the recording studio is smoke blunt after blunt, toy with the auto-tune machine to find his right pitch, and lay down tracks about fucking bitches and getting money. Oh, and if that sounds cliché to you, I’ll just go fuck myself and listen to Lollipop.

“I am the best rapper alive,   <—Ok Weezy, prove to me that is factual.

I am the best rapper alive,    <—You just said it again, still not convinced.

And I will eat you alive,         <—You rhyme alive for the 3rd time, while you threaten me?

Think I’m lying?”                    <—Yes, I actually do.

-Lil Wayne                            <—Go fuck yourself.

LilWayneBut if you really are still convinced that Lil’ Wayne is a legitimate rapper, I respond to you idiots in the following way:

“Nigga, you ain’t know shit,
Cut off a nigga head,
make him suck his own dick.”

- Lil’ Wayne
“Big Dogg Status”

Wow, he must’ve been so fucked up this time! No wonder he doesn’t write his stuff down, if he did I would label him as a functioning retard. Not only does this not make me laugh, it makes me worried. Worried that people still love Lil’ Wayne after hearing such terrible lyrics. People excuse Wayne’s music because it can sound good being played at clubs. I would disagree, but you’re entitled to your own opinion (However ill-thought-out or irrational that opinion may be). Jay, don’t do this to the hip-hop community. This feeble-minded dwarf would only proclaim that with every one of his records sold, he gets enough mind-numbing narcotics to get him through the day.

So please Young Carter, Lil’ Wayne in no way deserves you’re pity. He doesn’t even deserve to be a part of the music industry, but I’m probably being too harsh. He’s talented, like an idiot savant is talented. I’ll admit, he can draw a crowd and knows how to appeal to the younger generation of bad hip-hop music listeners.

“I don’t think some of the things he says are the greatest things, but the way he delivers it, that’s part of it.”

- Jay-Z speaking about Lil’ Wayne.

Jay, stick to that argument and don’t look into it anymore. You are correct in your accusation. Lil’ Wayne may have ignorant hip-hop listeners fooled, but he shouldn’t fool you.

I don’t know why I put this in here, but it’s yet another reason why I hate Lil’ Wayne.

This well-built, quick-witted super human has no choice but to hide behind the pseudonym Dr. Propaganda. His international importance and influence on foreign affairs would not allow his true identity to be revealed. Only his words can depict his true personality, which are awesome. The Dos Equis "Most Interesting Man in The World" is based on his exploits.
  • pedobear

    HAHAHa in the last picture the white headband guy’s expression is priceless.